These Anti-Love Dialogues From Movies/Shows Are For The Singles Out There


Love is a tricky thing, and not everyone can have it, which according to me is a wonderful thing. Not everyone is supposed to depend on other person or seek for love. I, myself, used to think that love is one of the necessities of life, but it isn’t. I am 22 and have not been in a single relationship, and yes, I am surviving. Well, but I am not here to talk about my love life. I am here to share some of the fascinating anti-love dialogues from movies that perfectly sum up why being single is the best gift you can give to yourself. So, let us take a look at them.

The reason you haven’t felt [love] is because it doesn’t exist. What you call love was invented by guys like me to sell nylons. You’re born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts.

– Don Draper (Mad Men)

Just because she likes the same bizzaro crap you do doesn’t mean she’s your soul mate.

Rachel Hansen (500 Days of Summer)

Love, she is a motherfucker eh?

Eddie (The Hangover)

Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn’t last 22 minutes. It lasts forever.

Pete (Knocked Up)

Listen, Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people call “love” is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle, Morty.

Rick (Rick and Morty)

Weddings are basically funerals with cake.

Rick (Rick and Morty)

Marriage is buying a house for someone you hate.

Jackson Healy (Nice Guys)

I think anybody who falls in love is a freak. It’s a crazy thing to do. It’s kind of like a form of socially acceptable insanity.

Amy (Her)

You know what my father used to say? ‘Being with a client is like being in a marriage. Sometimes you get into it for the wrong reasons, and eventually they hit you in the face.’

Roger Sterling (Mad Men)